Them: "Haha, I win, you suck."
Me: "First person shooters were not made to be played on this gorilla-sized hunk of plastic"
Them: "I can beat you at anything."
Me: "Great, I'll go fire up DOOM 2 ( yeah, it's old, but I still love it ) or Unreal."
Them: "No, I'm not playing that."
Me: "Um, gimme a second. ( Googles up a solution ) Come back in 3-5 business days."
* 3-5 Business Days Later *
Them: "What the hell?"
me:
Note: This conversation may not be word for word, but a very similar one did take place in my living room
