I think the one I like the best is "Planning: Much work remains to be done before we can announce our total failure to make any progress."
Sounds like the gov't. (for whom I work BTW)
Which reminds me why I want to start working on a beowulf-on-a-backplane design: I want to be the one to write the program called "clusterfsck."
-- Adam J. Thornton, a.s.r.